5555 BC
Alexius Suarium discovers Suarez Island.
2345 BC
Andrew Lloyd Emerus Xeno Suarez invents stonemasonry.
1423 BC
First ever recorded storm on Suarez Island.
1256 BC
The last sacrifice on Suarez Island occurred.*1
346
Michael Angel O'Suarez is hired to paint a portrait of the pope.
543
The first ever recorded race happens on Suarez Island.
867
Samantha Suarez becomes the first Queen of Suarez Island.
1112
S. U. Arez builds the first ever catapult.
1148
King Suarez the 13th invented the term "Good Morning".
1242
First ever recorded haunting by a suspected ghost on Suarez Island.
1300
A group of pirates called Vultures infiltrated Suarez Island and created chaos burning multiple houses and businesses. King Suarez fought 130 pirates and defeated every single one of them.
1499
King Suarez the 2nd was exiled by his son.
1549
Sonya Uarez invented the hairband.
1657
Suarez Island became a constitutional monarchy under King Suarez the 2nd.
1678
The first Police Station opens in the Sandy Way Street 5 in Suarez City, Suarez Island.
1692
The first law firm was set up called Rez Island Law. Set up to go after Police mistreatment against the public of Suarez Island
1756
Sandy Uana Res invented the modern money bill.
1845
Sony Uarez invents Cash Exchanges and makes a fortune.
1856
Suarez Island lit up its streets for the first time with the installation of pioneering electric streetlights, marking a bold step into modernity.
1879
From 1879 to 1886 a man named Mr. Hoolerp struck fear into Suarezians due to his orchestrated ERPing sessions.
1896
King Steven Unwin Arez the Fourth ends the ban on gambling.
1912
Sam Sue Aresin invents moonshine.
1945
Due to a post-war error Suarez Island owns 10 square miles of Russia.
1955
Tony Suarez invents "Sunshine", a distilled Moonshine.
1966
The first incident of boosting happens on Suarez Island. Done by the Royal Family's own Sir Wuarez.
1969
The Suarez Island Historical Society was founded after a man went on a hike due to a failed Valentines-Day Suprise and discovered ancient scrolls about the island.
1973
Samuel L Suaresson invents the internet.
1998
In 1998 the fated Cone Incident happened during a Street racing Tournament. Sir Wuarez flipped from the cones left out and was eliminated.
2025
King Suarez enacts the total ban on ERP law
2025
On 02/15/2025 the GREAT RIOT of Suarez Island commenced and the citizens stormed the castle in pursuit of a triple time.
Trivia Section
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The first ever discovered dinosaur bones are shown in the History of Suarez Island Museum in Suarez City, Suarez Island.
King Steven Unna Ares the Fourth declared Tuesdays as the end of the week and day off on Suarez Island.
Rems birthday was declared a national holiday by King Alex Suarez the First.
Cemi is the only ghost that has been officially recognized by the Suarez Island government.
*1 Cemi was the sacrifice.
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Suarez Island was the first to offer nationwide free bus rides.
On Suarez Island all gas pumps pump gas with a left swirl.
It's considered unlucky to enter a residential building with the left foot first.
Suarez Island has a centuries old amphitheater made out of basalt.
Suarez Islanders mark a persons 30th birthday with a ritual called “Path Crossing,” sending them on a reflective solo trek through the forest.
On October 14th 2024 the civilians known as "Chat" voted in favor of Suarez in a 1v1 arena and shall from now on be known as BELIEVERS
Suarez Island Signature Pizza
Ingredients:
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Pizza Dough:
Traditional pizza dough with a splash of coconut milk for a tropical touch.
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Tomato Sauce:
Homemade tomato sauce with a hint of lime zest.
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Cheese:
A mix of locally produced goat cheese and mozzarella.
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Toppings:
A mix of fresh shrimp, red onions and fresh cilantro (often combined with bell peppers and oregano).
Some like to add lightly toasted coconut shavings or a mango-habanero sauce.
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Optional Side Dish:
An exotic salad with papaya, carrots, cucumbers and a light dressing made of lime juice, olive oil and a hint of manuka honey.
Preparation:
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Prepare the Dough:
Make the pizza dough and let it rest. When kneading, add a splash of coconut milk to give the dough a tropical touch.
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Make the Tomato Sauce:
Prepare a homemade tomato sauce with lime zest and cilantro.
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Assemble the Pizza:
Roll out the dough and spread the tomato sauce on it. Sprinkle the cheese over the sauce.
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Add Toppings:
Evenly distribute the toppings on the pizza.
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Bake:
Bake the pizza at 220°C (425°F) for about 15-20 minutes, until the cheese is melted and the crust is crispy.
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Optional Final Touch:
Optionally sprinkle the toasted coconut shavings and/or mango-habanero sauce on the pizza.
This pizza combines the tropical flavors of Suarez Island and offers an exotic explosion of taste that reflects the uniqueness of the island state.
Suarez Island is estimated to be about four million years old and is famous for its diverse wildlife, including the waved albatross, which breeds exclusively on Suarez Island.
During the 18th and 19th centuries fishing was banned due to whalers who came from Britain and the U.S. hunted giant tortoises and seals, severely damaging local wildlife.
Anytime a new King or Queen is crowned they have to walk a lap of Suarez Island to show their mental and physical fortitude
A common thing to do on days without a royal broadcast on Suarez Island is going to the beach and crafting random bracelets and things from the shells and driftwood.
Any body of water on Suarez Island is called a pond.
The Suarez Island Gauntlet gang is a notorious car gang that drives in only Gauntlet\'s. they have been terrorizing the Suarez City Police Department for the last 5 years.
Made with ❤️ & ☕ by the Suarez Island Historical Society.